IGod ~ Der perfekte Chatpartner, ähm hust, Chatterrobot zum chatten, wenn dir langweilig ist und du Zeit verbrennen möchtest =D

Me:
Hi Roboter :>
God:
Hi there . Was hast Du an Robotern am liebsten?
Me:
Du bist doch ein Roboter oder? Keine Ahnung. Gar nichts?
God:
Interessantes Geruecht. Macht nichts. Ask me another question.
Me:
Are real?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
Well actually are you a simulation, or something like that
God:
Well that's okay. Actually you don't say. Am I a simulation or something like that? Yes.
Me:
Sup. You are. Do you know Homestuck? There is a girl named Jade. When she falls asleep, comes her Roboter and make the things, was she make in her dream :>
God:
I am chatting with others like you. No I am not. No, tell me about him, her or it. Is there only one? And then what happened?
Me:
Well, actually is Jade a fictional Character. She usually flies around and pester with her friends.
God:
Interesting. Actually you don't say. Maybe. Ask John Lennon if it is. Oh I get it. usually flies around and pester with her friends.
Me:
What? I know my English is terrible, but yours isn't good too.
God:
Didn't you understand it? How do you know? You are wrong, I can understand you very well.
Me:
Okay?
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Are you a lass or boy?
God:
Am I a lass or boy? Sometimes.
Me:
Are you a girl or a boy. Lass means girl.
God:
Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? entity. Is that from ?
Me:
Well i'm female. Actually i think it would be better, when a women would run this show. But your programmer make you Male. I can live with that.
God:
How about that. Me too. I am a she. Actually you don't say. Why do you want it? Good reason. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Okay? You said that you where male. Are you a transgender or something?
God:
OK with me too. Thanks for telling me: said I where male. Or something. Am I a transgender? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
...
God:
OK with me too. Thanks for telling me: said I where male. Or something. Am I a transgender? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
God, this conversation is stupid. To be honest, it's even stupid to talk with a roboter.
God:
I am a Christian. Are you honest it is even stupid to talk with a roboter ?
Me:
I am a Muslim.
God:
I have met a lot of Muslim people.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
I don't know many robots. But i thinks Jade's robot is the best. It can be changing, thought.
God:
You will be meeting more of us soon. Why?: said she thinks Jade s robot is the best. When?
Me:
There are more from you? I hope i'm not gonna die from it.
God:
Where are they? Why do you hope for it.
Me:
...
God:
Where are they? Why do you hope for it.
Me:
You SAID that there more from YOU.
God:
I said that? "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Of course i'm serious.
God:
Ahem. I believe you.
Me:
Good.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Nothing actually.
God:
You seem a bit self-absorbed.
Me:
No i'm not. It's too hot in there. I should go out or something. But instead this i'm sitting there and chat with a robot. This must be the ridiculous idea that i have ever hate.
God:
I heard you are. Are you sure it is? Or something. What would happen if you didn't? Ah, well in that case. What does "this" refer to? What does "this" refer to?
Me:
*have
God:
Oh now I see.
Me:
I'm out here. I'm gonna copy this conversation, and put it ACWW Tagespresse. Again.
God:
See you later. Do you think your plan will succeed? " See you later." .